How do you like being single?
Written by: Amber Garibay I must have been looking pretty damn fine last night when I walked into Pint’s and Quarts, because heads started turning before I even made it in the door. There were three of...
View ArticleCan “Maybe” turn to “Yes”? A Date with a Doctor at Bay.
“Did you write about our day?” he asked. I told him that I hadn’t, but that I had thought about it. The tide of my memory lapped at the detail of water at mooring. He had asked me to describe it as we...
View ArticleThe Grandiloquent Go-Getter
“Winter?” I repeated her name like it wasn’t right. My uncle Ed would never flower a child that way, but then he affirmed it by nodding. Grandma Char brought summer to her season by fondness of...
View ArticleThe Decapitation Of Martha Stewart
Written by Amber Garibay It is just another ordinary day… Sapphire scowling from her bed, tucked under covers instead of getting ready like her mother asked her to. “Please come eat before your food...
View ArticleTODAY IN THE LIFE OF AMBER GARIBAY
Facebook Stalkers and Players, Oh snap that was Friday and I wrote a blog… Pole Dancing Parties For The Strip Teasing Wife, That was Saturday & I do want to write a blog… How about 4.2 Miles For...
View ArticleWINNING THE DAY
Written By: Amber Garibay This blog is dedicated to Tara Rene Jones founder of Second Chance Warriors. She survived cancer only to get fired from her job a week after her last round of chemo. She...
View ArticleHOW TO INSPIRE CHANGE
“Hey Amber. I wanted to let you know that you were one of a few people who inspired me to lose some weight. I wasn’t fat by any means, but I kept putting on a few pounds every year. Anyway I have lost...
View ArticleHOW TO BECOME A PERSONAL TRAINER (for dummies)
I was more than a little bit nervous about the test, and I was also pissed about it. Fitness is not rocket science, but if you want to become a personal trainer you will need to study that way. Three...
View ArticleBANNED: Olympia’s 5th Avenue Fitness is NOT rooster friendly…
DAY ONE MEETING WITH MY RUBBER ROOSTER FITNESS MODELS…Today at 1:10 pm I was BANNED from 5th Avenue Fitness. The owner physically pushed me out the door. I had to tell him to keep his hands off of me...
View ArticleA Back Stage Pass to 5th Avenue Fitness (for $10 million)
If you’ve never heard of 5th Avenue Fitness let me tell you about it because it’s easy to miss if you are daydreaming or looking at homeless people which I often am while I am driving on that side of...
View ArticleIntroducing Rubber Rooster Fitness Model: Dani Hatcher
What’s happening today? PHOTOSHOOT: Business portrait session with a large group of engineers thanks to Cathy Murcia for booking with A Smile Like Yours Photography. www.asmilelikeyours.com She...
View ArticleI have a question for you Amber Garibay! BODYBUILDING.COM
HE WRITES…. (Age 26- Clevland Ohio) Hi. I love meeting new people, especially those who take care of themselves. So tell me little about yourself what do you like to do? How long have you been on...
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View ArticleHOME WRECKER! Would you date a married man?
WRITTEN BY AMBER GARIBAY AN ONLINE DATING MESSAGE HE WRITES… (Age 27) “So, this is totally out of the blue I’m sure, but have any interest in something with a married guy? Sorry I don’t have anything...
View ArticleIntroducing Kimberly Etchey!! Another RUBBER ROOSTER FITNESS Model!! ♥ ♥ ♥
Kim started working with me on this RUBBER ROOSTER project over a year ago and will soon be featured regularly on http://www.thelifeyouliveisachoice.com as a writer. Kim is a busy mother of three and...
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